Bitch was so skinny she looked like her face was stretched.
Let them titties hang low.
You got a Texas ID yet the best you can pronounce pepsi is coca.
Bitches keep them ass shaped stomachs in your shirt.
“No beans at all.” So, not just a couple? You don’t want an individual bean? So, no beans at all. Got it. Cunt.
Congrats fat bitch, you just set fat bitches everywhere back with that big fest shirt.
Sorry bitch I’m not helping you because I’m training someone else to deal with your bitch ass.
Dumb bitch of the day:
“Can you wrap each half of the sandwich separately? It’s easier to eat on the plane…. PS Separate bags, we’re sharing.” PS We fucking hate you.
If you’re standing in front of a sign that says:
Then would you say “I’d like a receipt” is stupid?
I’m not a cranky cashier you stupid fucks all know with a smile. It doesn’t for one second change your illusions of grandeur, but if this was survival of the fittest, my smile would be the last one you ever see.